How are you going to keep the nasty villain from feeding you to the sharks? a. Carry Great White repellent with you at all times b. Wait for the requisite monologue, during which you will pull out your handy-dandy dart gun and tranq the guy c. Charm his girlfriend into pushing him into the tank [...]

Literally. Yup, we just got one of those conveyor belts for walkers. So now I’m trying to figure out how to make it more fun. It’ll be in the living room, so we’ll be able to watch TV while exercising. However, hubby has suggested we might mount some sort of bracket that could hold a [...]

I’m craving it madly. But even more so now that I’ve seen the previews of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Anybody planning on taking it in when it hits theaters? Hey, tell you what, let’s make this even more scientific. Who’s going to see what in the next few days, weeks, eventually . . . [...]

I’ll let you in on one of hubby’s and my parenting secrets. Long, long ago we decided to keep the kids close, both so we’d have more chances to chat, and so we could monitor their online behavior. So our dining room also contains all the computers and gaming equipment. And in one corner is [...]

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Let’s all pretend for a minute that we believe in astrology. And even if you don’t, you can still play. Just look up your horoscope here and let us know if (and how) any part of it came true for you today. If you’re not sure what sign your birthday falls under, here’s the breakdown. [...]