Bathing a cat is okay though? Those little monsters are mean! My old cat Aengus made me look like I was a cutter whenever I had to give him a bath, scratches all up and down my arms.

As for what I’d dare to do…

“No no, we don’t kill babies.” (Eastern Promises was a great movie) I dare to do a lot of things, but I refuse to do anything that would harm animals or children. Adult humans? Eh, they can fend for themselves.

I have tried NatGuard bowling once… their barracks are near the housing I live in, and they can’t seem to grasp the concept of car = painful death if you don’t get out of the way. So, when I see them merely staring at my car (this is when I had a giant green SUV, very easy to spot) like it was harmless in clusters of four or five spread across the street, I’d rev the engine and gun it down the road.

They moved.

Ooh! Marissa take me with! *wicked grin*

That reminds me of the time I was driving down a four-lane road and a middle aged guy was walking down the sidewalk against my lane of traffic.

He met my eyes during the few seconds I was nearing him, and then he walks onto the road in my path as if I wasn’t going to hit my brakes and go around him.

Creepy guy…

I seriously doubt Jaz would ever have a monkey as a pet or pet-sit one for that matter…she wouldn’t want to compete with the energy level.
On the same token, I dare her take E.J. to the zoo and not kill anything or anyone all day.
And a big LOL on your #4…
As for Vayl on screen, I’m partial to Rufus Sewell…He could pull off refined but dangerous and is classically handsome to boot.

The classroom of toddlers would be bad, but I would say she’d draw the line more at substitute teaching at the middle school or high school level. I did that for 6 years, and it makes me laugh to imagine what Jaz’s reaction would be to some of the situations I saw in the big high schools I worked in! some days each hour was difficult to get through.

I don’t think Jaz would be able to handle a high school pep rally. Some people enjoy them, but they are the absolute worst part of my entire year, and I’m betting Jaz is the same way.

If I could do anything at all I would definately go skydiving. I don’t know what it is about the idea of plunging to Earth after jumping out an airplane that appeals to me, but I’ve always wanted to try.

LOL Anything to do with a mall would be anathema, even if it was Evie trying to talk her into sitting for a makeover. H*ll no!

Hmm Kalea beat me to the skydiving thing. Been invited by my crazy friends but always said no. Right up there with swimming with sharks.

Have to add my vote to Jackie B against Sewell for Vayl. He’d make a good Amanha Szeya, though, with those mournful eyes.

Marissa, if I ever need to get anywhere in a hurry, you’re driving me!

The only way you would catch me in a tunnel, zanheltangia, is if I had been standing on top of it when it caved in. I am not happy in small spaces. In fact, when I was telling my hubby last night that I hate airplane bathrooms because they remind me of vertical tombs, he announced that we need to get me over this fear. (Which isn’t quite a phobia, because I’ll still use them-and elevators. But I won’t go spelunking. Nuh-uh.)

Okay, Shi, that’s just hilarious!

Interesting pick, Jackie B.

Yeah, Andie, I don’t really see Jaz back in school. You bounce around enough of them, you pretty much never wanna return no matter what the age of the student.

You’re right about that, Penny. Jaz would do anything for EJ. You may be right on the second point as well. At least, I can’t imagine it at this point. She may tell me differently in the future, but right now, there’s no way. Matt was going to be her husband. The end.

You hit my dare on the head, Kalea! If I didn’t have people I need to stay in one piece for, I’d definitely go skydiving. I think.

That’s the word, Jackie B. I hope you all enjoy it!

I’ll admit, Rox1, I had to Google Rufus Sewell. I’m better with faces than names, because I recognized him right away. He’s an incredible talent.

Oh, Emma, I was LMAO on this one! Too easy to visualize!! I’m not a comfortable flyer myself, especially when it gets a little bumpy. But I sure like getting halfway across the country in two hours!!

Gladly, just don’t mind my road rage. It comes from being short

Emily, it’s hard for me to go there too. But Rox! may have a plan!

Okay, Marissa. But I don’t get you ladies who can pull off high heels using the ‘short’ word. (And I feel I can go there because my daughter’s five foot four and she just snubs that word ‘petite’ like it’s got boogers on it!) You should know we five-seven footers think you’re lovely!

Marissa–I completely understand Short Girl Syndrome! The first time my husband saw me flat-footed he looked down his nose and me and laughed. He’s 6′ 2″ and I’m 5′ 2″, so it was a long way down to look.

Okay so… Reading all these posts, and some of the things that have been posted are making me giggle.

But – how about Jaz teaching Sex Ed class to High School students? Mind you, the teachers call them “Teen Talk”.

o–o I’m in High School. Sex Ed classes are always funny – at least for us students

Hi kim121, welcome! Ian Somerhalder is definitely exotic. Those eyes!

Aw, Andie, I’m sorry to hear that! I’d think tall guys would be attracted to petite ladies. Don’t know why–maybe because I never attracted tall guys myself, and I’m 5’7”.

Rose, I’m 43 and I still think I’d giggle through a Sex Ed class! As for Jaz teaching one, I believe she’d have a single-word answer for that–”Ugh!!”

LOL, Robin! You’re right, Jaz would never, ever go there.

I’m with JackieB, but also if it came to being a mom, cause she wouldn’t want to have her kids be the way she has had to be and do things she has had to do in her life, I know I don’t. Hmm, what would I do? Go to Ireland or Greece and go to a party and maybe kiss a guy. I’m 17 and NEVER been kissed so that would be an adventure for me!

May I suggest you kiss the right guy, Samantha? Otherwise, it’s just gonna be like pressing your lips to gummy worms. Ugh.

I don’t know where you found that video, zanheltangia, but it is hilarious! Jaz would definitely say no to starring in something like that! (And, of course, if we forced her into any one of the above-mentioned situations that would make for high comedy, wouldn’t it?)

Forgot to add that you’d have a cracking opening Jenn.
“I can field strip and reassemble Grief in (insert time here), yet ask me to bake a (insert preferred expletive) cake and I don’t have a clue. Its something I never thought I’d need. Undercover 101, Marksman Advanced, but cake baking?

Typical Vayl to demand things that he knows from my file I can’t do as part of our cover, well then, he can be the one to eat it and choke on this for all I care. Someday’s it just doesn’t pay to be a CIA operative.”

OMG! I LOVE Ian Somerhalder! Kim121 your’re so smart. Those eyes, that mouth, & jaw. Oh, I have found my happy place!

How about Amy Adams with green contacts?