Nicknames

I’m infamous for sticking them on the people closest to me, but usually they’re those syrupy ones that make everybody else kind of gag inside their mouths.  You know, “sweetie,” “honey,” “gorgeous,” and occasionally even “cutiepie.”

But before I was old enough to slap nicknames on my dear ones, I’d already inherited a couple of my own.  Most notably–choo-choo.  Yes, that’s right.  Your globally published author-friend was once referred to by her father as a toy train engine.  I like to think it’s because I had a quilt covered in them (they were smiling, as I recall; it was my favorite blanket and one I used until it literally fell apart).  But, more likely, he called me choo-choo because when I was two, I was riding my tricycle in the driveway and a train came howling past our house (we lived right next to the tracks at the time), causing me to run screaming indoors.  I guess I was terrified of trains for the next couple of years and my dad, kind soul that he was, enjoyed reminding me.  (I realize it would be somewhat hilarious at this point to tell you I’m still freaked when the engines go choo-choo, but I kinda like them now.)

My grandpa called me “J.”  Hey, he’d survived the Depression, fought in World War Two, put three kids through college, and spent most of his adult life working for the Post Office.  He was too tired to say my whole name, dammit.  And nowadays I’m just too lazy to type the whole thing.  It’s freaking eight letters, man!  So I, and most of my friends (also hubby) shorten it to Jen.

So how about you folks?  Any nicknames you wanna share with the group, along with their particular origins?  Tell you what, they don’t even have to be your own.  All stories are welcome here!

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  1. Gareth Says:

    Just the one really, Binn, originally it was sin bin but my other half shortened it to Binn.

    How I ended up with it I’ll never fully know but I use it as a moniker on all my games. LOL

    The one that Im known by is drosdelnoch (a fortress from David Gemmell’s Legend) (Im not that big honestly) however I’m generally known as a mine of information on that author so Im also known as dros or DD. I tend to specialise in his Drenai series although I do know his other works pretty well.


  2. Monica Says:

    Hmmm…I’ve got a few. Most of them are some variation of my name.

    Mo
    Mon
    Monka
    Mona

    and then there’s Mookah and Moonicoo… which ARE variations of my name…but incredibly strange ones. No idea how my friends came up with those.

    There’s also “Owatonna Heat” cause I throw darts really hard apparently (Owatonna is my hometown)…and yeah…that’s all I can think of right now!


  3. tori Says:

    Tori is actually one of mine – I too am a 8 letter-cursed soul and my mom hates the name vickie.

    Other than that I’ve a lot. Everyone tends to call me something different. Most hated was an ex calling me toto. Yeah. He didn’t last long.


  4. Laura Says:

    When my sister was little she called me Lala, for some reason she couldn’t quite figure out how to say Laura. Now that we’re adults, she says it occassionally just to be silly.


  5. Gayle Says:

    When I was younger I was called Toots or Tootsie (as in tootise rolls) *shakes head*, I don’t know how it started, but I think my brother called me it first and it stuck – it has still stuck til this day. Oh, and it might have been that Tootsie Rolls are my Mom’s favorite candy – I really don’t want to know why they called me that. Too many ideas.

    Then my best friend calls me monkey – he gave all of his friends animal nicknames when we were in high school, so that stuck too, which is not too bad since I like monkeys. He gave himself the nickname of Koala (because he thinks that he is a flying-man-eating-koala) – so not too many complaints from me. :) .

    Oh, and when I broke my toe in high school I was also called gimpy, because it hurt to put any pressure on that toe so I limped around – I tried really hard to cover up the limp, but unsuccessfully. But that one didn’t last long – because the person that called me it ended up limping around himself with a dislocated knee I think – I can’t remember, but I ended up calling him gimpy as a fair reminder.


  6. Samantha Says:

    Ginger-Cuz of my 1st ginger cookie experience it wasnt pretty!

    Lemon -cuz i like 2 suck on lemons w/ salt on them for no reason!

    SAda-just something my buddy came up with the 1st letter of my 1st name & my middle name together! SugarMomma-You probably dont wanna know but its cuz i tend to like guys a yr. or 2 younger than me :) !

    Little Momma-Im always moming everyone so thus that nicname!

    HoneyBee-A buddy came up with this cuz he said Im sweet but when ticked off can sting the crap out of him lol!

    Sam-Ofcourse!

    Ada-Which is my middle name!

    A.M.P.- Which is my middle initial, my fathers last names initial, & my last initial, again i blame my buddy!

    Lots of others but I dont think you wanna hear the rest!


  7. becca Says:

    I once had a nickname of jean jean the dancing machine. My middle name is jean.

    this was used mainly by my neighbor who also baby sat me a lot. I guess I used to dance whenever they said this and she thought it was cute so it stuck for a while. She now sits for a few other little girls and the name has come back a few times.


  8. Jana Stocks Says:

    I’m Kitteh and my husband is Bunneh. Our boys think it’s hysterical that we’re called after animals but we got them from a ‘what animal soul are you’ and thought it was hysterical that my manly husband was the lagomorph and I’m the vicious cat thing.

    ~Jana


  9. Melanie Says:

    My mom has always called me “Peanut” because when I was born early, I was really small–I guess that’s why–she hasn’t told me yet. Also, there are so many variations of my name:

    Mel
    Mel-Mel (my cousin calls me this)
    Melly-Welly (my BFF uses this for me)
    Melly (my family torments me with this)
    Molly-Polly-Olly (thanks to my little brother)
    Melly-Belly-Welly (again, courtesy of my brother)

    Most of them are annoying but the ones by my brother are by far the worst! Argh! And I can’t even come up with any for him! What do you call someone named Damien as a nickname? Damie? That’s what we use and it’s not embarassing…at least, I don’t think so…


  10. Vale Says:

    Since my name is made of 9 letters, my mother is pretty much the only one who usually calls me by my full name. To the rest of the world (lol) I’m usually just Vale. One of my cousins calls me Tina, and I kinda like it that she’s the only one who calls me that, because we’ve always been like sisters.
    When I was a kid at school they called me Valen and, I know, it’s just one more letter, but I really hated that “version”.
    Oh! Here’s something for you to laugh on: when I was like, 13, my BAG got a nickname! Yes, my bag. My friends called it “Mary Poppin’s bag”, because when they needed something I was always the one who had it in her bag. The habit of coming to me when missing something went on to high school too, but fortunately the nickname didn’t. I think it’d have been a bit embarassing…


  11. Penny Says:

    I get called Penny, Pen or Pe. I also have an 8 letter name.
    As a kid I hated being called Penny, used to jump up and down and say “not ‘enny, ‘nelope. Actually some family still call me ‘nelope.

    I too call those nearest and dearest things like sweetie pie :-D And shorten everybodys name.


  12. kayla Says:

    ppl used to call me espressosaurus. yeah. it was because if i didn’t get my caffine in the morning, apparently, i acted like a mean dinosaur. i ddin’t thinnk up this nickname, and i really don’t like it. People stopped calling me that though. good thing, too. or i might have been REALLY mean about it.


  13. Eleanor Says:

    I got Ellie Belly because I was a never ending eating machine when I was born. …come to think of it, nothing’s changed.
    I also was gifted with Crow, mainly because of my trench coat wearing habbits back in high school, or my apparently annoying habbit of fighting back when the bullies out numbered the bullied six to one. Go figure, eh?


  14. Meryl Says:

    Well my parents call me Dolly or Dolly Lama. Alot of girls at my school will call me mom because I am always prepared and I have just about everything in my “Mary Poppin’s bag”…I Think their waiting for me to pull out a lamp and ficus from my purse.


  15. Tess Says:

    Tess is my primary nickname, short for Teresa (only 6…I almost know how you 8 letter-ers feel) but my dad (who strangely enough just called while I was typing this…creepy) loves to remind me that I was given a perfectly good name. lol Dads.

    My friends from high school call me Keara. We were total Trekkies, still are in fact, and we came up with our own ship, the USS Challenger. I was Keara Riker, daughter of William Riker and Deanna Troi and chief engineer. I know I know…dorks to the max, but it was some of the best time of my life!

    There is also:
    EMT Tessie – I’m Tess and an EMT

    Aunt Test – because my middle neice has called me that for the last three years

    Aunt Testies – because said niece thinks it’s funny that all the grown ups laugh when she says it

    Tesla – both after the band and because I work in a radiology department and Nikola Tesla invented x-ray

    Tessie Tura (the Kansas City Bombshell)- my best friend loves the musical Gypsy and she is one of the strippers, then my boss added the KC part since I’m originally from KS

    Tori I got called Toto too (ha line from the movie!) because of the whole being from Kansas thing..also got called Dorthy.

    There have been many others, including Mrs. Tickle (put Tess in front…yeah my brother in law is so freakin’ funny). But the above mentioned are the ones that have stuck.


  16. KrYsSi Says:

    Abe. . .

    No clue how, but it is Abe or Davy.

    My friends love me so much they give me guy nicknames.


  17. Chloe Says:

    The really horrible thing about having a one syllable, five-letter name is that you hardly get any nicknames.
    I do get the occassional Clo or Chloe-chan but nothing terribly witty actually deriving from it.

    I do get called (the) Cat or Kitty as I meow and sometimes freak people or other cats out by sounding like a cat and not a person trying to sound like a cat.
    There are a few others, like Uta, Sofu, Grassy and Angel that are the results of usernames on various websites. I quite like Uta, though some of others I’m not too fond of.


  18. Bec Says:

    My friend and I call ourselves Biff and Chlamydia. We’ve read One More Bite WAAAAAYY too much.(By the way, I’m the one who got the lovely name Chlamydia)

    And I call my best guy friend, who I love very much, Munchkin. He hates it when I call him Danny. Hope he reads this.


  19. Eeyore Says:

    Well, my real name is Eloise. As I used to have hair right down to my bottom my sister and her hubby used to sing “You can tell a Wella woman by the way she wears her hair” (as in Wella Balsam shampoo). 15years later I am so stuck with the nickname ‘Wella’ that my nephew didnt realise that it wasnt my actual name. LOL. He is 9yrs.


  20. Emma Says:

    Everyone I know calls me Em-bar my mum who hates it…all my friends and my dear darling not so little brother avoid the abbreviation when my mum is about.

    My mum, however, gave me an unual nickname years ago and I don’t mind it.
    Emmie-Emily…I have no idea why, but it may have to do with my actual name being Emma-Louise.


  21. Emma Says:

    Everyone I know calls me Em-bar my mum who hates it…all my friends and my dear darling not so little brother avoid the abbreviation when my mum is about.

    My mum, however, gave me an unual nickname years ago and I don’t mind it.
    Emmie-Emily…I have no idea why, but it may have to do with my actual name being Emma-Louise. To be honest I’ve never thought to ask her.


  22. Taylor (: Says:

    Okay, so my name is Taylor, okay?
    And when I was born my Father called me Chop. Because a baby Taylor (like, the fish?) is called a Chopper..
    So now, all my close friends & family call me ‘Chop’.
    It’s not that bad, really. It’s kind of grown on me.
    Now, I don’t really notice. :D
    I also call my friends ‘Love’.
    Weird habit.


  23. Tegan Says:

    umm im called possum by everyone who knos me from wen i was bout 5, coz i had a possum jump out of a tree nd land on my head nd nibble my ear, now im terrified of them so people now call me possum

    umm my other awful one is the big boss at work (KFC) lol…he calls me the hat girl..coz at our orientation he used me as an example of how to wear your hat correctly…so now after 3 long years i still get referred to as the hat girl or sometimes puddles…coz its garrentied that i will end up on my butt if you put a puddle of water near me..sad but true


  24. zanheltangia Says:

    I’ve got a few favorites, and not so favorites…

    My gaming name (when hanging out with my DND crowd): Zan. Due to my usual screen name, they didn’t even bother attempting to pronounce the thing. ;)

    Bridgey, from my Dad. The only man/person I let call me that without a narrow-eyed glare in their general direction, and sometimes an audible ‘grrr, it’s Bridget!’ Misspell-ers of my name usually get a huff and a ‘that’s close enough’ as well. They love to add ‘t’s and ‘e’s all over the ending. I usually smile when I see Brigit, as long as it isn’t Brigitte though, that reminds me of spaghetti.

    Bee from the high school crowd, grocery store, and that one summer as a Girl Scout camp councilor…

    Short Dude, my best friend’s first nickname (of several) from me. In high school it was changed to Tenchi (angel… heh heh. Though it was an anime reference, he kind of looked like the character). We dropped the ‘i’ and call him Tench now, unless I want to tease him about his boyfriend, then I bring up their name (they share the same first name, cute huh? Completely by chance.).

    Brenda… I was rather irked at my coworkers for teasing me with this wrong name when I first started work at my current job. That and Bridgette, I hate that pronunciation. My boss couldn’t get my first name right for the life of him, even typed it as Pridget in an email that screwed up some emails down the line. I won’t let ‘em live it down either, I will silently stew on this for years, *laughs*


  25. jrardin Says:

    These are all so awesome! Miles better than choo-choo!


  26. liesbeth Says:

    most of the time people call me Lies from Liesbeth and one friend likes to call me Liesel, and the one I absolutely hate is Elizabeth, a part of my middle name, only two persons call me that my father and my English teacher I really hate it I mean seriously the name was shortened to liesbeth for a Reason! My father does it because he knows it annoys me, end my teacher does it because it actually sounds English

    xx


  27. Rayne Says:

    Uhhh, my friends call me Lee Lee when they want to annoy me(my name is Lisa), my family calls me apple-head because apparantly thats the fruit that comes to mind when they look at my head(the jerks lol), and my friend Rob calls me Pickle because he says when i get super excited i stick my tongue out and stand like tommy pickles. I think he’s dumb lol.


  28. Eliza-rose Says:

    My full name is Elizabeth, which i like but my friends have always felt is too much to pronounce, so they shorten it to Liz or Lizzie; which i can’t stand!So currently trying to change that and get them to call me Eliza.

    The other thing that really annoys me is when people i don’t even know shorten my name; supply teachers at school always used to do it and i always thought it was really rude/annoying…i mean they had a piece of paper with everybody’s given names written on it, yet they always just presumed that mine was shortened to ‘Liz’.

    Mind you my sister’s name is Charlotte but for some reason my family’s pet name for her is Chibble/Chib…but i have no idea why, it’s wierd!


  29. Emzie-pooh Says:

    my friends reynolds and kenworthy (i don’t know why but we call them by their last names. funny!) are both jesters and we’re always making names up for each other.
    they both call each other gaybean. i think we were having a discussion about different types of beans. somehow we came up with that.
    but they usually call me alfred. this came about because one of us had watched the film alfie a few days before and i was talking about the play wicked saying how much i wanted to play elfie. same then said “you’re such a alfie.” i said “what the green witch?” and then they both said “no, the guy who had a STI.”
    and that’s how one of my nicknames came about.
    not as cute as choo-choo.
    also i’m usually called just em. that didn’t even have any reasoning behind it. it just started. couldn’t say my name even though it’s only four letters.
    x x x x x x


  30. Joanne Says:

    My hubby is a fire fighter and used to get called Tootsie because he only has a UK size 7 fire boots (which is very small for a six foot one bloke!)

    We call our 6 month old daughter Squidge because when we saw her on our first scan she was just a little squidgy mark on the screen.

    I am just boring old Jo :(


  31. Jenna Says:

    I have had many nicknames, many originated from my father. When I was little my best friend and I were rarely apart. If I wasn’t at her house, she was at mine. My dad being a fan of the Archie comics, started calling us Betty and Veronica. Since I was the blonder of the two I was Betty.
    In high school Jennifer was a common name and most shortened it to Jen. I had three friends named Jennifer and when we would go shoot pool we had to give our names. We told the guy to just list Jen which for some reason was hilarious to the guy working the cash register that night so it stuck, but even to this day, few people can get away with calling me Jen. I kinda hate it.
    And then there is the pearl my dad came up with when my closest friend in high school, Jennifer came camping with my family. My dad had trouble getting one of ours attention without getting both by calling Jen, so he started calling us “Na” and “Nifer”. It still makes us laugh to this day and we both respond to those when called.


  32. Trace Says:

    My cousin calls me Sweets. I’m not sure if it is because I have a sweet tooth or because I was really nice. But I had it on the back of my letterman jacket in high school (band).


  33. Tanja Says:

    I don’t have many nicknames, since my name -Tanja- doesn’t need any shortening.
    But my parents love to call my “little elephant” or “lil’phant”. It refers to the way how I come down the stairs in our house.
    Usually I’m a very quiet person, but I tend to run down the stairs like a … Well, that earned me this nickname.

    My other nickname, which isn’t used often anymore, is milly,which refers to my last name.


  34. Megan Says:

    When I was younger I spent so much time talking I earned the nickname motor-mouth.

    As I got older I got shier and therefore quieter so my nickname is just Megs now.


  35. Elle Says:

    Elle is actually one of my nicknames, real name being Leanne. I used to sign everything ‘


  36. panagiota Says:

    My name has many nicknames. the most common one is Yiota but, there are others like Paula, yiotz as well.
    My name is nine letters long and is a killer for people to pronounce a lot of the time.


  37. Neo Says:

    My wife’s name is Summerwine Vodka Salazar, and she has so many nicknames. My parents (her in-laws) call her Summer; most times, Sam.
    I call her Sam, sometimes Tammy.
    Friends at work call her Vodka. Close friends call her Vodz.
    When her parent’s relationship went south, both remarried a few years later. Then her mother changed her name from Summerwine Vodka to Ivy (— she was furious).
    Also, her last name was changed to her stepfather’s surname. Now, another set of nicknames emerged. Some people she knows called her Yves. Some call her AJ.
    Then her bestie call her V.
    When we first started dating I couldn’t keep up. She has so many nicks for one person. LOL
    Btw, she’s a big fan of yours.


  38. Lauren K Says:

    i have a lot…

    loz, lozzy (my 4 year old half sister), yowen… princess yowen… bella…

    ummm and my middle name is siobhan so i get vaughn, vaughny, chiv, chivaughn

    and between me and my friends we call each other bub, bubface, bubby, doll, sweetness etc :)

    and another friend calls me goth vader or G.

    haha think i have enough?


  39. Marissa Says:

    Queenie. My mother says it comes from my “oldest child” personality.

    Za. My nephew cannot say Marissa, so Za I have become.


  40. sháuna maebhe Says:

    i get Barbie by 2 guys in my class through an attempt 2 put a red streak in my blonde hair + it turned bubblegum pink, i hated it at the start bt grew to like it….didnt repeat it tho :)

    and i gt goldie-locks from my uncle (+ had a really bad habit singing it at me)cause i hd white/blonde hair until about 9 when it went to dark blonde but nw he just says it 2 annoy the ‘tomboy’ as he puts it lol

    and finally smauna by my friend emily in school cause i called her smemily….very long lasting joke

    nt been so bad i guess lol


  41. jrardin Says:

    Priceless. Clearly you are all way-cool or you’d never earn such unique nicknames. But I figured as much.


  42. Jen Says:

    I’m a Jennifer too; my beloved brother (who my father called “Wiskers”) used to call me “Jennifart”. As you can imagine I shed the Jennifer for Jenni or Jen asap.

    My mum called me Jenni-wren. :)


  43. Karen Says:

    In junior high I was QB – for Quarterback, as I was the tallest in my class, including the boys! Yay me and my overdeveloped hormones…

    Then in high school it was… ho (my last name ends in “hoe”). I never thought I would long for the QB days, but there you have it.


  44. Laura Says:

    Ya know, I have often lamented the fact that I don’t have a nickname. Never have. *shrug*


  45. Uniasus Says:

    Being another Jennifer myself, I usually go by Jenny. And yet my folks just call me Jen… I would say that perhaps they too are just getting to old and tired to say the full thing, but since the are still on the near side of 50 I’m guessing they’re just lazy.

    I’m always known as Uniasus, or Uni, around the web.

    But on the soccer field, while I’ve been called a beast the only name that really stuck was Crazy J. I’ve always been one for making weird faces and noises (to the point that during reunions with high school friends during breaks they must spend at least 15 min forcing them out of me with physical attacks). Take that with my ability to knock my opponents down hard, and I became a crazy person you really didn’t want to go against.

    Oh, and I once was given the title Queen of the Fuzzy Bubbleflies. I still hold it, but my subjects get along well with out my consent ruling so I’m not called that very often.


  46. Roget Says:

    Since my name is of French origin, I find myself getting stuck with two different nicknames, depending on whether or not a person first _reads_ or ~hears~ my name upon meeting me. The former category invariably settles on “Ro” as a nom de guerre, while the latter will often pick “Zhay.”


  47. Ella Says:

    Okay, so my name is Elreze (ell-rees) so I have the obvious ones; Ella, Ell etc.
    Then one of my friends call me Eel.. Duno why!
    I’m also called cow.. not as an insult, but because all my friends have animal nicknames starting with a c..
    My dad used to call me ching-chong, and I really don’t know why. It probably sounded cool to him?
    And then there is my (not so) fave, Lil Miss Perky.. I don’t think I’m gonna elaborate :D


  48. Jo-Anne Says:

    When I was little my dad called me Joanna goanna or chook. My name is Jo-Anne, so I get Jo, Jo-Jo, Joey. My family calls me Josephine. These days my dad stills me chook/chicken. My name has a hyphen in it, most people don’t even know what a hyphen is and it annoys me when they spell it Joanne. So one work mate started to call me hyphen, so i like to use that on the net.

    My brother Kyle, got called boofhead when he was little. When he was at school, he got called Franklin, because he walks with his neck forward and resembles a turtle. Now his work mates call him Giles, as he didn’t have a nickname when they asked.

    My youngest brother Jack, was/is still called Jacksprat. Jackyboy.


  49. Jade Says:

    my friends are really unoriganal. the only person who dosent call me jade all the time ocationally calls me name from the books she reads so as to get me to read them.
    she was reading Another one bites the dust in school and she started calling me jaz. we argued for so long about that. she said i was exatly the same as her (like shes said a thousand times) and we eventually made up a list of difrences untill i surcumed and read the AWSOME series. it was funny though all my friends got in on it. aparently i have the same temprerment and i say the same things… and they had a billion other resons. they kept making up new ones as i picked at there thery.finally they pulled “belly dancer” on me and i gave up. it was embarrising!
    now i call her twilkle toes. revenge is sweet!


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